“[Which one of them] was supposed to be Hugo?”
“Like being trapped inside a giant clock and forced to watch ‘Hugo’”
“Weekend At Marty’s”
“Featuring a robot for some reason”
“I [plum forgot] before I got to the parking lot”
“A 3D PBS pledge-drive for film preservation”
“Seriously… [which one of those] was Hugo?”
The Artist
“I don’t watch Turner Classic Movies and this is exactly why!”
“ !!!”
“I don’t watch Turner Classic Movies and this is exactly why!”
“ !!!”
“One adult and two deaf-mutes, please!”
“Silence is golden and so is this shower”
“[Seven stars] says my nephew who is currently in Tampa”
“More fun than hijacking a bulldozer!”
“Silent movies give me time to reflect on my sham marriage”
Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close
“What is my grandmother’s television set?”
“A wonderful fantasy for [those] in denial that 9/11 was an inside job!”
“Papa says: a Redbox”
“A squeaky, freaky sequel to ‘Sleepless In Seattle’”
“Bullock sharpens her nipples in another stab at glory”
“Punishment for having eyeballs”
“If only [the kid] had been in Building 2”
Moneyball
“Two strikes and no balls”
“[I just] love baseball movies with no baseball!”
“Two strikes and no balls”
“[I just] love baseball movies with no baseball!”
“Baseball finally makes the giant leap from sport to hypothetical algebraic equation!”
“Goodtime summertime boomerang bath mat!”
“Brad takes a break from learning the kids’ names to bunt foul”
“Much more important than a cinematic expose on the steroid era”
“[This is why] Oakland has all those World Championships”
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