I’m cincosexual, which means for five bucks I’ll do anyone
What are the odds that Wetzel would dedicate his life to the pretzel?
I always use the male voice on my GPS, because I’ll die before I take direction from a woman
Blo-gurt: When the Yoplait won’t stay down
There's no "I" in team... unless you spell it wrong
Never underestimate the drunken Vegas wedding
How can jaywalking be considered a hate crime?
The buffalo will never fly again because you people were hungry for wings
Converting lesbians is thirsty work
I'm paralyzed from the nose down, so you'll have to insert the hard-boiled egg directly into my nostril
Regina the Liquid Weatherwoman always nails the five-day
You know that dog that says “I Love You”? I don’t think he means it
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